A Letter to the Wind

Dear Oppa,

        Hi! How are you doing? I see you are so busy these days. Please don’t forget to take care of yourself. When I see your airport pictures, I always get worried on how tired you look. But still, oppa, you are very handsome. Your black hair makes you look younger, like in your Amigo era.  Your look manlier with that hair, and surely many fangirls would agree with me.

      But, let me get to core of the earth. Oppa, you have always been my inspiration – the reason why I daydream by day and have sweet dreams by night. Everytime I see your eye-smile when you laugh, I hear the chirping of the bird, the tranquilizing sound of the wind caressing the leaves, and the sweet smell of the flowers. It brings me to paradise. The feeling I get when I see you is like the feeling you get when you drink your favourite Banana Milk. Oppa, you make my heart go dugeun dugeun.

        But lately Oppa, I think I’m having a heart ailment. My heart has been experiencing so much pain. Pain that is as painful as big needles stuck in your nails. But then I found out the source of this great unhappiness and emotional distress. Yes, I think you guessed it right, your We Got Married.

          It started this 27^th of April but I feel like it has been a millennium since my heart went dugeun dugeun for you. When I saw a video clip of you attempting to kiss her, I felt like dropping a nuclear bomb to the taping of WGM (but I’m saving you of course). Since the airing of that episode, I refused to watch any video or clips that involve your WGM scenes. It just hurts so much. It felt like being castrated using a toy knife.

Even though many netizens say that a good 90% of the show is scripted, some fans, including me, are worried by the possibility of you falling in love with her. Well, it’s okay for you to fall in love since we all know that you badly wanted to have a date ever since you turned legal.  But Oppa, knowing the capabilities of sasaeng fans, falling in love with her may cause troubles both to you and to her. But in the meantime, none of us can do anything to stop the scriptwriters from letting you do sweet things together. So Oppa, please finish it ppalli so you and Minho Oppa can leave together in harmony again. 


Forever loving you,
Banana-Milk Taemint

*credits to owner